Contemplating having a baby. Read this friendly birth control psa first!

A Friendly Birth Control PSA

A funny take on parenting

 

Birth Control PSA Announcement 

Contemplating having a baby? Read this friendly birth control PSA first!

 

If you or your partner has perky boobs that stay in place even lying down, and you plan to keep these,

you may want to use a condom and birth control.

 

If you enjoy watching your favorite show on a volume that is audible to humans and not just dogs,

you may want to use birth control.

 

If you want to leave you house for any reason whatsoever, 

you may want to use birth control.

 

If you like your clothes to be devoid of bodily fluids and USS (unidentified sticky slime), 

you may want to use birth control.

 

 

If you enjoy having a career without a lick of guilt,

you may want to use birth control.

 

If you enjoy touching your toes and shaving your legs, 

you may want to use birth control.

 

If the smell of poo doesn’t do it for you, 

you may want to use birth control.

 

If peace and tranquillity are valued assets,

you may want to use birth control.

 

If you like to close and/or lock doors,

you may want to use birth control.

 

If you want to have a conversation with your significant other interuption-free,

you may want to use birth control.

 

If you enjoy long baths, walks on the beach and lazy mornings, 

you may want to use birth control.

When you are ready to have a baby, none of those things actually matter. My 2-year-old son just told me, “I love you. You’re the best mommy in the whole wide world ever.” 

 

Time for another baby.

 

Having children may not be easy, but when the time is right, nothing else matters. There will be sacrifices. There will be some really gross stuff too. But, there will also be lots of love. And it is totally worth it! Happy Parenting to all those ready to embark on this wild and crazy journey.

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